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ilLegitimizing the Absolutism of “Freedom of Speech” Rights.

admin — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 21:39:30 +0000

The Marxist take on America’s Constitution is that it is NOT STATIC…in fact a living, breathing document. I’m glad to hear this. Now we can evolve the absolute right to say any dam thing you want. You see, look at what “freedom of speech” has done for the viral attempt at renegades forcing life to “shut down”..surely this is NOT in the public Interest. for as we are finding out… So according to YOUR rules, you clowns, jokers, on the left…It is time…to PROGRESS…ya think?

A Tale of Two States (New York & Arizona)

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:10:32 +0000

First: New York
The New York, Governor elect is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor, and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
“Bambi”, then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what’s
natural. He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures the coyote
and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for
relocating it.
2. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
state $200 for testing it for disease.
3. The Governor goes to a hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
for disease from the coyote and for getting his bite wound bandaged.
4. The running trail is shut down for 6 months, so Fish & Game can
conduct their $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of
dangerous animals.
5. The Governor next spends $150,000 in state funds, implementing a
“Coyote Awareness” program for residents of the area.
6. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease, throughout the
world.
7. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not somehow stopping the
attack and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
8. Additional cost to State of New York : $75,000 to hire and train a
new security agent with additional special training re: The Nature of
Coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files suit against the
state.

Second: Arizona
The Governor of Arizona is jogging, with her dog, along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her state-issued pistol and
keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow-point
cartridge.
2. Arizona buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why New York is broke!

Ex-CONservative, History on a sleeve.

admin — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 16:41:25 +0000

I was 35 years old, selling memberships at International Fitness Centers in Tucson Arizona. Having been challenged in my earlier years of finding myself it was this three years that allowed me to discover the business world and evolve into what I believe of myself as a top flight journeyman marketer.
My mother did all she could to raise three boys on her own, while holding down three jobs. Her example is what drives me today. I certainly did not want to work as hard as she did. I was determined to find my way, but never quite knowing what way that was.
With no guidance, my Mother did not make it through high school. So, in her eyes, it was great of me simply to graduate and earn that diploma my mother was proud, indeed.
At age 17, I enlisted in the Army in 1968, and found myself in Vietnam by age 18. It was my first look at the outside world. The trouble 1960′s notwithstanding, I found myself lost and bewildered.
One day I found myself at the health club, working. I would always say I had great communication skills – I could always sell, never knowing really just the talent I had- creativity and a niche for marketing. Selling was something I could finally sink my teeth into and it was not really work ! (My definition of “work” is when you prefer to be doing something else.) I don’t work; I make money at what I have fun doing. There are responsibilities that may define it as work in the general sense, but that is a small price to pay for “no one owes us a living.” This is what my mother really drove home to myself and my brothers.
I found creative ways in which to market the health club. Distributing a neighborhood flyer to businesses near the health club, and they would in turn participate by giving me their flyers. It was a simple concept and one that involved “cross marketing.” I simply found neighboring businesses that like me were tired of getting pitched to by advertising people so we created our own flyer with all ten of us equally sharing the total cost, divided by ten, the distribution, divided by ten, etc. I put it all together. Though I didn’t know it at the time, I was getting into the publishing business.
One day, when what I was doing wasn’t working I decided to go to Tucson’s largest employer and see if they had something I could print at no cost to them and something that would contain advertising. I discovered they had a newsletter…well, that is how it really all BEGAN.
I kept this brochure flyer going every week for 9 months while still working at the health club. It was time for me to make a decision, based on the fact that I could no longer do both, so I went to Hughes Aircraft .I had to take a chance. I went from a 35k stable position to I don’t know if I can pay my rent or car payment unless I MAKE it happen on my own. I remembered how hard my mother worked for little reward. I decided to go for it, and quit the fitness club.
Now I was working out of my house, and taking care of my mother. I made phone calls and sold advertising. I was still working with an outside printer. I quickly became frustrated, having to use them for my design and printing; always wondering over the first 9 months, wouldn’t it be great if I could do my own printing. What I didn’t know at the time was that day was not too far away.
One day, I saw an ad in the paper for printing equipment that was for sale. Not having any money, something nevertheless told me to go see this equipment. It was old. Worse, I had no experience at what this stuff even looked like, except with my own printer for almost a year. I blew the dust off the press and smiled at the guy (my famous “salesman’s” smile). I said, “You are never going to sell this. I’m sure it works great, right?” “Of course it does,” the man replied. I then said, “If I agree to your price, will you let me make payments?” I brushed my finger over the press, and let the dust hit the room. He looked up and said, “Sure!” He either knew or feared that I would walk out and he would lose the sale. I said, “Can I make the first payment next month? I have a print job to do, but I can’t get paid for that job unless you allow me access to the press so I can make the money to pay you with. He agreed. I still had no where to put the equipment and no one that knew how to run it! I said, “What would you say if I paid you a few hundred dollars a month to allow me to keep my press (see it was mine already) here and hire my own press man, but allow me use of your other equipment like your cutter, your folder, for $5,000 in payments to make after I start making money?” I was now in the printing business. I couldn’t wait to sell printing to my advertisers and advertising to my print customers – it was a beautiful thing. It was no time at all before I was printing and publishing all under one roof – my roof – as Access Marketing Systems. I would specialize in guerilla marketing tactics in a way most have not seen. I would sell logos for as little as $99. I knew full well that they would have to put that logo on many things, the least of which is their business cards, letterheads, envelopes, – not to mention brochures. I discovered a niche that propelled me forward –newsletters.
I was publishing upwards to 30 monthly newsletters. We would turn these around in 72 hours from raw copy to printed word. The interesting thing is how I marketing. I would publish these newsletters totally free of charge and I would retain their advertising rights. I would always explain that their interests are my only interests as I would never sell to anyone that would be conflicting. Of the 30 newsletters only half dozen or so I did simply for the advertising revenue. I would work the other accounts as a print job.
Necessity has been the mother of invention throughout the history of man. The history of Access Communications Team Innovation is how I often handled the needs due to lack of resources. I learned how to work smart.
For the last 10 years, we have been using our own “Bizgenerator” Data base management system. This data base – developed by myself – simply started out as a more evolved way to handle my tickler file. Most publishing houses have to dictate to their sales people a territory or a category that is theirs specifically. They do this for one reason – so people don’t step on others toes. A data base, not just for customers, but also for prospects allows you to capture information and utilize it well beyond the time that the salesman who initially entered the information has left. The information stays with us; it helps us work smarter. Because of this data base I have developed a 10,000 name list of relationship related businesses broken into 40 address books.
What a change! My past work experiences on the run that included, creating and performing in Male Exotic Dancers on my own shows in over 3 clubs weekly; Female wrestling; performed in Porn; worked in the seedy side of sex trade in Los Angeles. All during a 5 year period with breaks to go back to jail for one reason or the other, most of which were parole violations from constant and ongoing drug use. (Heroin primarily, or opiates in general, cocaine, and virtually everything else, this all done mainlining…I was addicted to the needle as much or if not more than the drugs.)
This is rough, but does give a glimpse that contrasts greatly with my new reality. Who can say what I’m saying without having anyone “put me on trial?” I have done what few have; it is that simple. Still no one wishes to tell my story, or give me credit for what I have accomplished, and all that I have earned through sheer preservation, perseverance, and a determined will to get out of life what it has to offer, if you just work for it!

CONservative RANT, Liberals, Delusion, socio-economic “justice”

admin — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 17:18:53 +0000

This a Rant, froma Michael Savage String. “Be kind to liberals NOT! LIKE this, you will and share.

The following is for you state-worshiping jackasses of every stripe:

I don’t give a flying fig if you, personally, are willing to trade your freedom and liberty for some fantasy government system or program that promises peace or comfort or socio-economic “justice” or oneness with the universe or a better mommy or whatever delusion you host.

I understand, really.

I know people like you.

Forgive my bluntness, but you are the lowest form of H.sapiens on the planet (i.e. anywhere).

You are traitors to civilized man’s eternal quest for freedom.

You are traitors to the millions who toiled, still toil, fought, still fight, suffered, still suffer, died, and will die for freedom.

You are traitors to the millions who lost their family, their freedom, their ambitions, and everything they had in order to attain, preserve, or improve freedom.

You are traitors to your fellow Americans who know what freedom is.

You are traitors to new Americans and free men in spirit around the World who know what non-freedom is, perhaps even your own brain-dead version of it.

You hold your freedom cheaply.

Understand this, you treacherous cowards: I . do . not!

Most of the people I know do not!

Real Americans do not!

Free men in spirit around the World do not!

Some of us value it equal to our lives and our way of life (see: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness) and have volunteered to die for it (including yours) and to kill for it (including you, if it ever comes to that).

My point is this: you may cede your natural rights and your personal freedom, but you have no right to ask the rest of us to sacrifice ours for any reason, not even for “our best interests” or “the good of all” (the bold-hand signatures of tyrants throughout history) but especially not to ease your petty senses of guilt or self-loathing or to bolster your ego or image as a good person.

Do not even hint that you represent us, and do not boast to those that would crush our freedom that you and those as delusional as you can succeed in overcoming our selfish resistance to your distopian nightmares.

You are a scavenger on human misery, misfortune, and historical injustice.

You are a disease on human civilization. Worst of all, you are my hated enemy; because you threaten the things I love and value above all else.

Be warned.

That is all…

Liberal Fastball Pitcher learns from his Ex-ConServative Manager- No wins, for American Jobs

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:12:02 +0000

Son, you have not lived up to our expecations. 5 Million per year we expected you to win games. ….”Coach, …we have just started the season,..I have improved every game…the first game lost was done with a lot more runs, 5 games later, than i’m giving up now. “My goodness Coach, I lost by one run..if it wasn’t for that error the third baseman made, I, err I mean we would of won…I call this improvement.”

…Son, what I call it is 0 & 5. No wins, 5 loses. Performance, Sing it, don’t bring it.

Socialism Classroom project illustrates and proves the point that Socialism is NO GOOD.

admin — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:57:28 +0000

Hope you enjoy this simple analogy.

We are fast losing the freedom or desire to own small businesses, becoming forced to depend on big business for work.!! Only a crash will restore that freedom…………

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked, and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, that it was the great equalizer.

The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade.” (So no one would fail and no one would receive an A.) After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.

The students who studied hard were upset, and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less, and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride, too, so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings, and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great.

But when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. (Could not be any simpler than that.)

Top Ten Most Likely Celebrities to die during the fiscal year….

admin — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 03:16:49 +0000

Now isn’t this just like it should. After all, it isn’t a stretch is it…we can create a game show, board game, video game, card game, REALITY SHOW…it is all beyondpuke….isn’t it…lets do it….simple…The stock pile of ”baby boomer” generation celebrity is at its peak and dying daily.

“The Shitlist” Change you can count on.

tony — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:44:36 +0000

You don’t want to be on the government’s “shitlist.” This list will be all those who are ‘not…”playing ball,” or living up to ones potential, or manipulative rhetoric that the subliminal message is clear…..USA is no longer a Democracy, …”Change” has arrived. The “Deal too good to refuse.”

Conservative ScreenPlay conceptual-Last Great Generation..

admin — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:10:44 +0000

The last great generation needs to fulfill one last deed. You see it was they, who gave birth to the boomers during which time proceeded to sacrifce their childrens need for love and direction for keeping up with the jones, paving way for the contempment of the generation(s) that followed.

The result of course is a socialist leaning civilization populated by adult children, no maturity or respect for authority, and they wear adult clothings, and look like adults…trust me…they are not…anyway..back to the script..

The last great generation will be using the very last days of their life to begin a purging of the evil within us that will and is as we speak destroying us. We are talking about the “elimination” one by one of those identified already as subjects of concern.

This would be the kind of cleansing process that will save our democracy….

More conservative screenplays to follow