Hi, I’m Tony Venuti, as the self appointed, (I did not say annoyted ….don’t confuse me) Ex-CONservative.

September 3, 2009 | Posted by admin

As a business owner of 20 years, a salesman by nature, and newspaper publisher, Az Tourist News… I’m sure many of you think I must be a liberal…..
WRONG!!!!!

1985 I was released from the Federal Penitentiary, after doing life.  Not life like you have come to know it, not even Life that prisoners doing life enjoy…

.No….I did life on the installment plan.  Convicted in my home town of Armed Robbery, sentenced to 5-7 years…I wrote my own briefs and save myself a few years…that’s a story to itself

…out for 9 months, back in for a year, back out for may three times this time…back in….during this time, I’m living the life of riley or the life of a homeless person…typically…

If I didn’t like it in Massachusetts, maybe doing a year or two in Nebraska, don’t like that, how about Georgia, lets not forget about Washington State…those selfish people out there, the ones that want to keep all the rain to themselves……

that was fun,…..how about Portland, oh but that was just for a few nights waiting transport back to Mass….don t’ forget, California, …and last but never last,…Hawaii…

you don’t want to sit in any lock up there….so Simoines…those big guys, you know….5/8 300 lbs, no neck….They will eat you….

With ALL that time I had on my hands…I did a lot of thinking….and here are some of my thun(K)s….for all those who might be a closet liberal and not know it….you  only need to know the rules of Nature. So, for your education pleasure
The Top Ten REASONS TO SUGGEST, why YOU just MIGHT be a LIBERAL

If you  believe the world owes you a living then you just might be a liberal

When you have nothing good to say, “you say it anyway.”
You know you just might be a liberal liberal

If you rise above others by PUTTING others DOWN, YOU just might be a liberal.

If as a child after being spanked you called 911 to report your parents you just might be a liberal.

If you celebrate victims via your sympathy, you just might be a liberal

If you and your friends think rules and regulations are a new electronic game, you just might be a liberal

If you believe that Logic, Deduction and Reasoning is a law firm…you just might be a liberal

When arguing a point in the abstract should you bring it to a personal level , you could be a liberal.

If you believe that perception is reality you just might be a liberal

If you become contentious  when facts stated to you in debate, you could be a liberal.

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